Momservation: The grass is always greener on the other side of the diaper bag.
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Momservation: Strike while the iron is hot—or get someone else to do it.
Apparently, I’m not setting a good example in the ironing department.
Momservation: World War III will be over a missing 14-ft cord iPhone charger.
Momservation: Daughters hold our hands for a little while, but hold our hearts forever.
Momservations: No one is ever too old for an Easter basket made with love. (But you do need to be 21 for the one with the microbrew.)
Momservations: Warm weather and feeling frisky go hand-in-hand like peanuts and beer at a ball game.
Momservation: Your credibility for preaching good nutrition goes out the door when you’re caught raiding the Thin Mints.